aspiring artist, frustrated writer

literalsame:

I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW


celesse:

pensacosi:

How to make comics

My first vine

Shit, our secret is revealed.

posted 4 hours ago via dobe-qj · originally vine.co
36,105 notes

rebeccacohenart:

Gentlemen, I know this is a big concern for you. Protect yourselves.

rebeccacohenart:

Gentlemen, I know this is a big concern for you. Protect yourselves.


buttpregnant:

dangerouspoetry:

isn’t that

this dog hates her fucking life give me this dog


fibug:

don’t ever give me games with customization options that you can’t change later because i will never make up my fucking mind

posted 4 hours ago via jadeadactyl · originally fibug
22,196 notes



bitemekyuu:

marvelousmerriment:

x

Bonus:

Will never not reblog this xD


Track Title: Misty Mountains

karethdreams:

asongofwizardsandtimelords:

therothwoman:

changelingbychoice:

Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon

HELP I’M GONNA PEE MYSELF I CAN’T STOP LASUGHING OH GOD

That was weirdly beautiful.

the minions from despicable me have decided to retake their homeland


snapesnostrils:

intj-confessions:

masculinerevolution:

Reasons why sexism is wrong 

I don’t usually reblog just for the hell of it but this has too few notes.

Guys this needs more notes.


preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

#omg

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

image

i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust


"My anaconda! DON’T!!!!"
— Voldemort (via gunpowderandspark)

mindfulwrath:

sekretsu:

zombiefauns:

i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)

"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."

brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation

i would pay real money to hear markiplier do this